Epiphtye-like cactus Got it while picking up a Moonglow graptoveria at a local greenhouse. This sad little epiphytic guy looked way out of place among the golden barrel seedlings. Unfortunately there weren't any flowers on it and it was being sold with an "assorted succulent" tag like the rest. Doesn't really look like any of the orchid or Thanksgiving/Christmas/Easter ones I've seen before, however.
It's kinda wilted and beaten up, but I think it stands a chance as it perked up after a little water.